My oh my!  It’s not often I get my head turned but I have to say that this was one of those occasions.  I like to consider myself a professional, but honestly, how professional can a man be when a fantastic wet ass is presented to you accompanied by the face of the lovely Danielle Cole?  Luckily I had my super-duper, high performance, Cannon, steam free lens on!

This picture was taken in the shower (obviously), and it's part of our series Big Wet Butts that airs on Freeview channel 95 Babestation Extreme.

We like to call this the dirty shower simply because no one ever gets clean in here; but then what can you expect from a porn studio?  As soon as they go in there, they’re needed back on set; we’re very busy! 

When Danielle sashayed into the office, wafting her beautifully perfumed ass around the room, desperately trying to entice the fellas out of the broom cupboard, I had a choice to make.  Just who was going to take her on?  So I went to check out all the usual suspects hiding in the dark of the cupboard beneath musty smelling sleeping bags, ancient porno mags and newspapers, and there sitting next to an old bottle of Vim, was Freddy Flavor.  I could see that he’d been pleasuring himself a little too much and he was indeed, very ready for a hose down.  [incidentally, note to self: we really need to clean this cupboard out!]

So we shoved Freddy in the shower and told him to scrub his bits and bobs before we introduced Danielle to the scene.  Freddy reacted as only a man who had been locked in a cupboard with an 80′s porn mag could.  He sprang to attention and did us proud.  Well, that came out wrong.  To be more precise, he did Danielle proud.  What a trooper!

We’ve known Jordan Price for some time now and we’re always glad to see her (as you can see from this picture!)  And as you already know, there is never any shortage of studs hanging around the office, just waiting to be let loose over a real woman as opposed to pleasuring themselves over the plethora of porn pictures they play with on their laptops all day long in various cupboards and crevices around the building (the plosive alliteration lends itself to the subject I think!).

However, I don’t remember who this fella actually is.  In fact, as I write this I’m getting increasingly concerned that he may have only called in to fix the photocopier or perhaps deliver some stationary or something…he didn’t say much, just seemed to grin a lot.

Jordan only came in for a solo photo shoot and we didn’t even manage to make it to the set before she got her tits out and began complaining about how horny she was and how little attention she gets “these days”.  That’s when she spied Mr Mystery here and whipped his cock out as though she were snatching the last candy bar from the shelf in a shop full of fatties!  What could I do other than shoot the scene?  “Their’s not to reason why”, I thought, as the well known aphorism of the late Alfred Lord Tennyson sprang to mind.  This scene might be a very long way from The Charge of the Light Brigade, but Mr Mystery’s cannon certainly “Volley’d and thunder’d

I do love a bit of Status Quo, and that song is one of my favorites, being a bit of a sad old rocker who remembers the rock and metal of the 70′s and 80′s as if it were yesterday I always have something interesting on my Ipod…and after we finished Cathy Heavens Kinky boots shoot she jumped in the shower while I put on the aformentioned Quo tune on the old Bose Ipod Dock..” I vanna suck some more cock” purred Cathy, seemingly inspired by the music I thought…so as she had worn out our first stud I returned him to the broom cupboard next to the Babestation studios and took a look under the wooden box with the cleaning stuff in it..and lo there was mr Freddy Flavour pleasuring himself…well whats a guy to do when he is locked up like that right ? so after strapping his ample girth to a workmans trolley I wheeled him over to Portland Manor where Cathy immediately got down to ‘practicing her scales’ If you take my meaning…Im sure this was not what Francis Rossi had in mind when he wrote those lyrics…Rock On man !

what a pleasant surprise, the delicious Cathy Heaven came wandering past my office asking if we had any shoots on, I was quite taken by her kinky boots and felt inspired to start a little series on Xtreme dedicated to them, you have to admit she looks cute in them right ? so a quick run upstairs to drag one of our studs out of the broom cupboard where we keep them stored and over to Portland Manor for a quick reaming..all in a days work..and what a pro Cathy is..really enjoys her work..she has this cute accent and when she says ‘I vanna cock in my ass’ you almost want to oblige…

thats what Kerry is always going on about..she is such a health nut with all this stuff she always brings to a shoot in her bag, she follows a strict regime of diet and workout, so you can Imagine my surprise when she suggested a messy shoot like this, as Paige squirted the cream on Kerry’s ringpiece I was horrified to see the label was ‘full fat milk’, I pointed it out to Kerry who remarked that ‘my fucking arse aint on a diet, now stick your tongue up their you bitch’ ..as she yelled to Paige..oh well, its oft said, a little of what you fancy does you no harm..

this was an interesting one, both girls are strong performers, and Jess, being relatively new to the scene, has something to prove, I must admit she took all Kerry dished out and came back for more.
I tried a different way of filming it too, much more ‘in your face’ lots of closer,tighter shots which meant getting myself much closer to action, I was very proud of the end result, this was one of the very hottest scenes I have shot in a long time, both girls got completely lost in their performance.

so says Amanda, a girl I know many of you appreciate because of her dedication to her job, Megan was a little unsure of working with the lovely Amanda, she had been asking Amanda to ‘go easy on her’ before I started shooting..I suggested to Amanda that its not always necessary to jump into a scene with the ‘pedal to the metal’ ..she looked at me with squinty eyes and cocked her head “fuck that” she announced in her Gorbals accent “Im going to fuck that bitch into a coma” ..oh dear, another one of those Amanda shoots where I ask her to take it easy all to now avail…well at least she wore a sexy outfit right ?

well, what a surprise, the lovely Paige Turnah and and Kerry Louise getting down to some gaping and plunging, I have to say Kerry’s enthusiasm for her work never ceases to amaze me, and although I have shot Paige before with Shaft I hadn’t had the opportunity to get in quite so close to her fragrant poonany, and as you can see from the Picture, Kerry really gaped it before popping a few fingers in there..

there is no denying the animal magnetism with Megan and Mai, the sight of two hot girls in spendys and heels is enough to get the pulse racing, and when they are a couple of stunners like Megan and Mai, well I think these two could give a hard-on to a dead man, what do you think ?

ah well, another year over and back to the coal face as it were. The delightful Tammy was in town and in the mood to ‘rough up some bitch pussy’ as she so quaintly put it.
Tammy is very popular with the other girls due to her genuine desire to fuck and be fucked, there is no play acting with this girl, first on the dog and bone was the ever-so-sexy Karlie Simon, when I explained that Tammy wanted to do some fisting she told me that she hadn’t actually ever done that before but happy to give it a try so long as Tammy started off slowly……I thought it best not to mention that last bit to Tammy, knowing how much she enjoys her ‘five a day’ as she calls getting her whole hand up a willing snatch.
I hope Karlie likes to take her vitamins!