Promising a squirt fest of epic proportions, watersports fan Tina hits it off with champion cock taker the irascible Aruba Jasmine.
Fill your boots gentlemen.
yes folks, its a full house and as much as BSX would like to announce the signing of Jeremy Clarkson to present the show we are going to have to disappoint you on that score, as a consolation perhaps you could have a pleasant night passing time with these lovely and very accommodating ladies, while we relax knowing our producer won’t get punched out for not laying on some Pret a manger sandwiches.
Happy Easter friends,
didn’t it come around quickly, one minute your recovering from your post new year’s eve piss up the next your dear old mum is knocking at your door with your Caramac easter egg while your dad whispers ‘got any good porn son?’
Nothing like Easter to bring back memories of childhood, that lovely long three week holiday from school, stuffing your face with tons of chocolate eggs, racing round the streets with your mates on your raleigh chopper giving ‘backies’ to the girl you fancied, the clocks have gone forward giving you that extra hour to play war with your cap gun at the local park.
Look at us now,decades later, sitting back looking at pictures of Candy Sexton thinking ‘they didn’t look like that when I was a kid’ nope, they sure didn’t.
I have read you can tell a lot by a woman’s smile, they have this retinue of various smiles each one carrying a subtle message such as ‘you’re cute’ or ‘buy me a drink’ or ‘I want to snog you’
But Candy has a smile I haven’t quite seen before, its almost like she’s saying ‘I can suck the cum out of your balls with a straw’
and she looks so damn hot you might just let her try.
The lovely lady is doing her first ever Live Show on BSX tonight so after you have stuffed your face with that delicious Caramac easter egg come and Join Candy and if she does want to suck the cum out of your balls with a straw be a dear and let her.